Butleigh Amateurs RFC normally have officials appointed for Somerset Cup
matches only as they are a social Sunday side, and if you are one of the
lucky few that get a game when they are drawn at home (which very rarely
happens for some obscure reason??????), then consider your self lucky.
Butleigh own nothing. The pitch is actually located in the village of
Kingweston, five miles from Butleigh, and rented from the captains
brother, a local farmer.
Directions to the ground are best found by looking on a map. Kingweston
is on the about two miles from the village of Keinton Mandeville. Get to
Kingweston and take the only turning towards the church. On your right,
just before the road falls away to something resembling a track, youll
see the pitch and its gravitationally-challenged posts on your right.
The clubhouse is in the next village (Rose and Portcullis pub) and the
changing facilities take the shape of a large wooden shed that has been
condemned by a local builder, who plays on the wing.
The captain will greet you and thrust a glass of mulled wine in your hand
before trying to charm you into being their 16th man.
The pitch is the right shape and will be marked out. They have splashed
out and post protectors will be in situ, a real advancement in the clubs
progress.
Dont expect anything fancy a 150-gallon ex-chicken dip tank
has been expertly tacked onto the side of the shed and is filled and heated
before the match by a farmer (who then often takes up a position as prop).
Dont frown at the choice of bubblebath, that tank is your only source
of warm water unless you want to drive home wet and dirty.
Kick off is often very late, and sometimes never even takes place, but
judge the intentions of the opposition and encourage the home side to get
their arses into gear.
The chairman, Colin Gravatt, is a kiwi (shame) and very nice. Make sure
you seek him out as he will rally Butleigh if they drag their heels.
Butleigh are a rugby mongrel and players from many clubs will turn out.
In cup matches, they can pull in ringers and have surprised some league
clubs in the past, although Weston-super-Mare proved too big a scalp in
the 2003 cup campaign.
After the match, they all resort to the pub where youll get a warm
welcome, a beer and some grub. Butleigh are a good social side and can play
some good rugby when they decide they want to.
Their greatest achievement is their complete lack of progression since
their birth 25 years ago. They own nothing (well, almost nothing) and owe
nothing you cant get anymore grass-roots than this.